How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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