windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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