I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i just google imaged poop.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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