My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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