Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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