You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
