Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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