No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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