Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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