KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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