I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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