Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
