why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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