I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
no you cant smoke seaweed
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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