Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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