last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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