So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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