It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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