Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
It's Friday. Sex?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this boner is exhausting
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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