Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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