If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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