i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
