He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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