i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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