Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just cut my nipple shaving
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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