I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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