haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
