Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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