Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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