he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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