Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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