god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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