where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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