Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
