i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I feel like a drive thru vagina
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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