Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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