Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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