Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do vagina's smell?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
