ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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