Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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