It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
