I must be too annoying 4 u.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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