was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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