Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
handjob tips. give me some.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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