My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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