handjob tips. give me some.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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