Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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