How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
wow bdsm is so cute
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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