super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I had to cum in my sink.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
