so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
